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Me: “How much do you love me?”
Dad: “What do you want..”
Me: “You know what would make you a really fucking rad dad, if you let me drive the Porsche to school tomorrow.”
Dad: *Insert relatively hesitant answer here*
Me: “OMG YOU ARE THE BEST DAD EVER” *sprint over to give a hug*
Me: “Are the keys in it already?”
Me: “Just imagine the girls dad, girls love Porsches.”
Me: “It would increase my sexy level by 100.”
Me: “I’ll fill your tank too, it takes Ultra right?”
Dad: ……. *sighs*
(partially sarcastic, but not really)
This is how I picture tomorrow going in my head, conclusion comes Thursday.
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